ES-ME is a fun computer program. Here is how it works:
Below are the four questions people most often ask, and the funny answers they get.
Q1: Will I get a good job?
ES-ME: Sure you will, if you are able to do a good job.
Q2: When will I die?
ES-ME: You’ll know when the time comes.
Q3: Can I find my true love?
ES-ME: Yes you can, if there’s true love in the world.
Q4: What will be on my next school test?
ES-ME: It will be what you’ve been taught.