Sarah: You’re VERY popular today. I’ve had seventeen calls asking for you.

Mike: Finally! After all these years of kicking and running, I’ve got my own fans!

　　 So what did they want? My photos? Do I need to sign my name? Are they

　　 starting a fan club for me?

Sarah: Well, let me ask you this: What day was yesterday?

Mike: Friday… Why?

Sarah: Did you forget something?

Mike: Did I forget… OH, NO! I didn’t pick up my soccer team’s sport shirts from

　　 the shop! And we’re having this big game tomorrow!

Sarah: Yeah. And from what I’ve heard, it’s your team’s most important game this season.

Mike: OK. I have to go fix this now.

Sarah: Too late. They’ve tried. It’s not open on the weekend. And if you want to

　　 know, they are Johnny, Ricky, Archie, Freddie…

Mike: I know, I know, everyone on my team. Oh, I’m a dead man now.

Sarah: Yeah, that was what they said on the phone, seventeen times.